WHY ARE THESE TOTALLY AWESOME BOX SETS ON MY DASH?
Because, they’re free. Duh.
So yeah, GIVEAWAY! WOOHOO! I’m having a kickass, awesome, fantastic week (and I’m also terrible with keeping money) which is great for you because you can get this super sweet awesome stuff just by sitting in your bedroom. That’s right, all those hours of mindlessly scrolling have finally paid off.
So what the hell do we have here?
There are three separate prizes here
AVENGERS BLU-RAY BOX SET HOLY CHEESE NIPS
Yep, this baby represents my tumblr in the fullest way possible, so of course it would be the first prize available.
This shit costs $186 sweet captain kirk’s nipples that’s awesome
YEAH WELL WAIT FOR THIS
Harry Potter Ultimate Wizard’s Box Set
My love for Harry Potter will never die. Ever. AND IT HAD BETTER NOT FOR YOU, EITHER. If it seems like it’s dying down, little by little - well, I’m sure this box set will make it shit it’s pants with joy.
This baby costs $349 oooh child fan me, I’m gettin’ overwhelmed!
WHO ARE YOU? THE DOCTOR. DOCTOR WHO?
EXACTLY.
The complete Doctor Who series 1-4 box set, oh my lawd.
This includes many extremely beautiful people such as NINE, ROES MINUS DRUGS, TEN JESUS FUCK PERFECTION IS TEN, MARTHA JONES, DONNA FUCKING NOBLE, AND ALSO WILF.
This heartwrenching saga is $139 but it’s okay because I brought a banana to the party
WHAT DO ALL OF THESE HAVE IN COMMON? Why, rules of course:
- Reblob as many times as you want idgaf
- Likes don’t count DUH HAVE YOU DONE A GIVEAWAY BEFORE
- You don’t have to be following me because you will probs unfollow afterwards, but it would be cool if you at least stopped by
- No giveaway blogs, I mean jesus too much free stuff for paris hilton over here
I will be using a random number generator to figure out the three winners. MAKE SURE YOUR ASK BOX IS OPEN SO THAT I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU’VE WON. If you win, it will be a surprise which one you get ohohoho
DISCLAIMER: The Avengers and HP box sets will of course be pre-ordered, so it may be quite a while until you receive your winnings. On the other hand, whomever gets the Doctor Who set can liveblog it to make you both super jelly and impatient.
Oh, also:
*~DeAdLiNe*~ The deadline is September 1st to mark the beginning of Hogwarts’ term.
SHIT I CAN'T MAKE UP: Convo between my 7year-old students today
(Names have been altered slightly, just in case.)
Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
Pearl: Oh.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Matt: Really?
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage. I almost cried out of happiness. Later, when I was asked if boys could kiss anyone they wanted, I replied "only if they want to kiss you back." And Josie responded "Yeah! Your body your life.")
My students are the shit.
If I could have any super power, I would have the ability to eliminate all of the world’s bull shit. Anything that I think is bad for the world would be changed. I would get rid of unwarranted wire tapping. I would fix all economies. I would fix the way the world thinks and works.
In my mind there are only two types of people in this world. 95% of them are the liers, cheaters, thieves, addicts, criminals, politicians, CEO’s, banker’s, walstreet executives, red necks, racists, scum bags, ass holes, jerk offs, dick bag teenagers who think they’re above everyone else, and especially people who discriminate anyone who isn’t part of the 95%. The other 5% are the people that care about the world, people who will help anyone in the world, and people who can’t stand to be oppressed and fight for change. The 5% that help are the ones who should be rewarded, not the 95% and if I had my super power I would fix the unbalanced bull shit that occurs to people who just want to help.
